(This refers to something that happened a few months ago, yet the abomination in question is so foul and heinous that a warning in retrospect is justified.)
There is a darkness growing at the edge of our city.
Whatever is touched by the icy fingers of this sour and cold fog will whither and shrivel as if caressed by the Prince of darkness Himself.
It surely is a portent of the immolation of all that is just and fine and beautiful in our land, of all that we hold dear and cherish, of every valuable prize we have wrested from Nature by our long and hard struggle against the indifferent elements.
And I have the burdensome and sorrowful task of being the bearer of this catastrophic news.
You and I, brothers and sisters, friends and foes, will have to make our stand, and we will have to make it in this year of our Lord 2009, for something truly wicked this way comes.
Of course, you already know what I am talking about, since you have felt that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach for weeks.
Very soon now, the monstrosity will be upon us.
I speak of S. Darko, that unholy sequel to one of the best motion pictures of all time, Donnie Darko.
I beseech ye of little faith; resist this cinematic demon with all your will and boycott this piece of shit film.
Trailers are available on Youtube but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dczcw0aNMEo
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