Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ave atque vale, Janet Jackson

This poem was written by Vincent V. The Lesser, two hours after he was notified that his favorite celebrity had passed away in an unfortunate lawn-mower accident.

The siren has left us, all hope is now lost
Her mellifluous voice is no more
Oh Janet, oh Great One, what I would not give
For just one celestial encore

We miss you we adore you, we weep and we mourn you
In stardust your name will be writ
May flights of angels welcome you home
You pretentious, talentless twit

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